basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
maybe if i sigh hard enough all my finals will be canceled
it’s not like i asked to fall in love with fictional characters
let’s focus on dumb and even dumber
Somebody tell Harry to stop working out because the more those v-lines define, the more I sink into insanity.