I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE
I’m not all that worried about anything right now.
but i am
'i write sins not tragedies' came out in 2005 nine years ago and i only just realized that they need to close the god damn door because she was cheating on her husband with the door open
reason #50 why stonefield is the best couple to ever walk the earth:
This kiss wasn’t scripted. I repeat: THIS KISS WASN’T SCRIPTED.
"Oh, the kiss wasn’t scripted. I didn’t know I was going to do it. I just thought, “I just missed my girlfriend’s valedictorian speech. How am I going to make it up to her?” Then I was thinking, “I’m graduating. I don’t really give a fuck about this place, and fuck all of the people. So I’m going to go in and have fun. And embarrass her!”” Andrew Garfield
"When I would come home from the long day at work, y’know, in Vancouver to an empty apartment, one of the things I do to kind of unwind and relax is I just sit on the couch and pluck my guitar."
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this is real
If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold.
My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay
is this a common american occurrence?
i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second